July 31, 2011

A month of funny. . . .

There have been a lot of funny things coming out the mouth of this 2yr old lately. Sometimes we sit and scratch our heads wondering how she comes up with these things.

Potty training has been frustrating at times, but we both find ourselves laughing constantly. Maddie has been doing very well for the past week and half, but it was an interesting start. She loves wearing her new underwear, but it did take her a few days to get used to making it to the bathroom in time. We may or may not have had a few accidents on the carpet! Oh well right, its all apart of the experience. One of the more interesting stories is a trip to McDonalds as a treat for potty training going so well. After Maddie ate her lunch she went to play in the toy area and before we knew it, she had pee dripping down her leg!!! Needless to say, the 16yr old worker behind the counter was not too trilled at the fact that Maddie just went tinkles in the playland. Oops! But, Im happy to report that she hasnt had an accident since. (knock on wood) Lets hope it continues!!

Pat had an intersting encounter with Maddie recently that had us both in tears laughing so hard. She says to him. . . ."daddy, where is your tail?" Pat replies, "daddy doesnt have a tail Maddie!" She then looks at him frustrated and points to his middle section and says, "yes you do daddy, its by your butt!" He changed the subject. . . . .

Here are a few funny one-liners. . .

1) (during lunch) "Mama, Im not playing any jokes, Im not napping today!"

2) "Come on mama, suits on already - I need ta swim"

3) "I pooped and it really stinks!"

4) "Bye guys, Im going to the store with my piggy to buy chips, see ya later"

5) "Are you kidding me right now?"

6) (while pooping on the toilet) "ahhhhh, it wont come out. ahhhhh, its ok. . . .I will pray for it to"

7) "Mama, Im telling daddy that you are being sassy to me!"


Here she is, 2 1/2 and full of spunk!!



A visit to see Great Grandpa T



A trip to the zoo with her buddy Grant



Little America with her cousins



Typical Maddie


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